WELL NOW IS YOUR CHANCE!
• £75,000 a year wage with an additional £75,000 in expenses.
• Your own office, secretary and researcher.
• Subsidised bar, food, clothes, utility bills and much much more.
• Extended holidays and attractive allowances.
• First class travel and VIP treatment.
• Overseas trips and research holidays included
• Allowed to vote on matters of state
• Work from home, obliged to travel to London once a week.
• Guaranteed job security for 5 years.
• Attractive job offers post office.
• No qualifications needed.
TO QUALIFY YOU MUST:
- Pay a £500 deposit (refunded if you get over 3% of the vote.)
- Get ten signatures from voters in your constituency.
- Stand in the 2015 general election and get more votes than your opponents.
WITH A WILL TO SUCCEED AND AN INDEPENDENT MIND, YOU CAN BECOME A MP TOO.
To apply contact email@example.com for more information.