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| Rebekah & Charlie |
A jubilant Rebekah
invited friends round to her Oxfordshire town house on Tuesday night to celebrate the news.
Part of the ‘Chipping Norton Set’ - a group of high profile media and
political figures, Jeremy Clarkson and his wife were amongst the first to pop round
and show their support.
WHAT NEXT FOR
REBEKAH?
Following the libelous false alarm by Guerrilla Democracy
News that Greg Hallett, a nemesis of Queen Elizabeth II, was murdered and possibly
killed at the hands of The Queen having slit his throat at a satanic ritual/88th
birthday present, and eaten by all 32 members of the Windsor Royal family;
Guerrilla Democracy News was forced to make the following public apology:
Guerrilla Democracy
News; Editorial Apology.
Certain articles
published by Guerrilla Democracy News during Greg Hallett’s disappearance
allude to the allegations that The Queen, The Pope, The Swiss Guards and the
entire Windsor royal family, were involved in his disappearance, and that they
further disposed of him by cannibalism following a satanic murder ritual in
which The Queen slit his throat with a ceremonial dagger.
Guerrilla Democracy
News acknowledges that Greg Hallett never met his death at the hands of The
Queen and in such a gruesome way, and wish The Queen no offensive and hope the
stories promoted and written by Guerrilla Democracy News hasn’t caused The
Queen, The Pope, The Swiss Guards and the entire Windsor royal family, too much
distress.
While the articles in
question can be removed on request, Guerrilla Democracy News has decided to
leave the articles up for purposes of entertainment and to remind Guerrilla
Democracy News readers what a ‘Fuckwit,’ it's editor really is.
REBEKAH BROOKS JOINS GUERRILLA
DEMOCRACY NEWS.
Having exploded online in a blaze of publicity in February
2012, Guerrilla Democracy News has gone on to attract 100,000 readers.
Publishing stories geared towards the alternative view,
Guerrilla Democracy News has been able to run the exclusives which the main-stream
papers could only wish to run.
Bridging the gab between the mainstream and alterative, Guerrilla
Democracy News is proud to present its top five read articles:
- MADDY MC CANN HAS BEEN FOUND.
- THE QUEEN IS NAMED IN AN INTERNATIONAL PAEDOPHILE RING.
- QUEEN ELIZABETH II IS ARRESTED FOR HIGH TREASON.
- CHRIS SPIVEY BREAKS THE 4 MILLION MARK.
- GREG HALLETT HAS BEEN MURDERED.
Having risen to the
top of the mainstream media and survived its fall, Rebekah Brooks is welcome to
the editor’s job here at Guerrilla Democracy News.
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| Rupert & Rebekah |
“With her experience and contacts Guerrilla Democracy News
has the potential to take on the world as The Alternative News Source of choice.
“Having got to the top of the mainstream media by peddling the
truth, lies and scandals of celebrities, Rebekah is welcome to join Guerrilla
Democracy News, where together we can peddle the truth, lies and scandals of
politicians and royalty.
We have a lot to do and a lot of stories to expose. Jump
on-board Rebekah and let’s get to work.”
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